We don’t always come up with great game titles here, but I have to applaud our latest effort: KINECTIMALS: NOW WITH BEARS. This uses the porn-movie philosophy of titles, which is to ensure the title tells you exactly what you’re getting. In this spirit Mitch and I once dreamed up a project here, which got as far as appearing on a slide in a meeting with senior management, called MONSTER TRUCK ZOMBIE GRIND.

You Know What Kinectimals Needs? Bears

Kinect launch title Kinectimals was a fine showcase for Microsoft's motion-sensing technology, but it was all about cat. They should have just called it Kinecticats.