My wife and I were discussing whether or not an axe murderer might be hiding inside our house because we left the door unlocked all night.

“If so, he must be very patient.”

“Well that’s what you want most in an axe murderer. You want them to be patient. You don’t want them just charging in and doing it right away.”

“You’re right, patience is the most desireable quality in an axe murderer. And the second quality is quadrepalegy.”