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For those of you curious about the Call of Cthulhu D20 rulebook, there’s a couple new tidbits. Monte Cook has a small art gallery of stuff from the book up at his site, including two photographs taken during that signing session a few days ago. The left side has John Rateliff, me, Scott Glancy, and Heather Hudson. Thankfully, Rateliff’s hat gave me plenty of cover. There’s also a breathless piece of marketing at WotC’s site with more details about the rulebook you might find interesting.

Friday was fantastic. We packed up the gear and shot six pieces in one afternoon. We did three of them with Mike in Times Square, and three more in a lovely park behind the New York Public Library. A police officer briefly hassled us in the park, but said as long as we didn’t use the tripod we could shoot there. A curious distinction, given that we didn’t have any kind of permit, but so it went. We managed.

Mike was terrific. He’s very talented in general, but he’s particularly good at working without a script. He did terrific work and the footage looks really good.

I’m especially pleased with the sound. This is the first time I’ve been able to shoot with someone operating a boom mike while I ran the camera, and the results are really sweet. It’s still noisy, given that we’re shooting in the middle of New York, but Mike’s voice comes through very well. The new microphone and the homemade boom have proved to be invaluable.

Yesterday was also noteworthy for a minor crisis. We met briefly with some of the producers of the off-Broadway show, and learned they’re doing an email publicity campaign going to 500,000 people. (These are from opt-in lists, such as ones from Playbill magazine and Broadway.com, not spam.) That’s all well and good. But it means in two weeks, half a million people get an email telling them to go to mikedaisey.com. Simon & Schuster is doing a similar project in May for 300,000 people, maybe more. And we’re going to put up a dozen pieces of video on the site to generate even more publicity.

In other words, when even a fraction of those people show up and start watching the high-bandwidth videos, our site is going to explode. We are not ready for that much traffic.

We had this problem on a smaller scale last spring/summer, when our Rear Entry film became an internet and media flavor-of-the-month. The bandwidth to watch the video surged hugely, and we were booted from two servers in quick succession. We ended up with an “unlimited bandwidth!” place in Canada that survived the onslaught for about $50/month. But I expect this spring/summer’s barrage of visitors is going to be substantially higher. Both the show and the book get large media campaigns, and mikedaisey.com is the official site for the whole thing. That’s where readers get sent to read a sample chapter and check the dates of Mike’s book tour. That’s also where theatre-goers go to learn about the show and buy tickets. Odds are excellent we’ll end up with substantially more media interest than we got last time, meaning huge numbers of people may come calling at our URL.

I’ve been brainstorming solutions. The thing is that in the midst of all this professional marketing stuff, we’re still doing the web site like it was for a fringe-theatre show. It’s still amateur hour. Our next task is to work up a budget for expected traffic and convince the show producers and Simon & Schuster to kick in the bucks needed to keep the whole thing running.

Fortunately, they don’t have a choice. They have to do this, or the lynchpin of their respective marketing campaigns goes down in flames.

I knew the site was going to get busy. But it wasn’t until I learned that in two weeks half a million people would be told to visit the site that I realized what “busy” could actually mean. It’s still a nightmare scenario in many respects, and I can only hope we weather the storm and make it all work out.

Meanwhile, we kept at it. Last night we had a terrific dinner at Sherwood Cafe, a nifty place. Today we slept late and then went to Chinatown for dim sum, which was delicious. We didn’ t even get there until 3pm, and the restaurant was wrapping up and getting ready for some kind of large function. It had that curious mix of prim propriety and commercial tackiness I believe is particular to Japan and Hong Kong. The staff was setting all the tables with lovely, brilliant red tablecloths and white place settings, then right in the middle of every single table, presented like fine wine or sparkling water, was a two-liter bottle of Coca-Cola and a two-liter bottle of Sprite. It was just the damnedest thing. Fortunately we were too busy stuffing our faces with the final carts of dim sum to worry about it.

In the bathroom afterwards, two busboys had some sort of altercation. All I heard was, “Fuck your family!” and then “Yeah? Fuck you!”, heavily accented. Curious and amusing.

From the restaurant we wandered Chinatown and shot two more pieces with Mike. One was in a narrow, uneven street riddled with shop signs, and the other was at the entrance to the Manhattan Bridge in front of a Buddhist temple. Both pieces went great. We then took a taxi across the Brooklyn Bridge to the Promenade, a coastal walkway/park with a lovely view of Manhattan’s financial district. I’m not even sure just where the WTC stood in the skyline from that perspective. The sun was setting between the skyline to the right and the Statue of Liberty to the left. Mike stood behind a park bench and did our third piece of the day, a great story about a play where he portrayed a masturbating bishop. We got him in some nice golden sunlight, but I fear the wind was too heavy to make the piece usable. We’ll see when we watch the tape tonight.

We walked back from the Promenade to Carroll Gardens, the neighborhood they live in, with a stop to browse the Garden of Eden. This is a grocery store in Brooklyn Heights, and it’s the most beautiful, wonderful grocery store I’ve ever seen. I thought Seattle was a great place for people who love good food, and it is, but after ten minutes in that little market I realized what a vast gulf separates these two cities. It was almost depressing, but the store was far too magical to get me down.

I believe tonight is going to be a quiet evening here at Chez Daisey. We’ve spent two days walking all over the darn place and we now have nine pieces in the can. We promised Simon & Schuster–who are paying for this project–we’d do 8-12 pieces of up to three minutes each. This means we’re now in a safe zone of sorts. I suspect we are going to end up doing 12-15 pieces and dropping the weaker ones. But the project is officially a success, assuming I don’t erase the tapes or something. It’s a great relief to get this much work down this early in the visit.

Yesterday before shooting in the park, we walked around the library. Oh my God. It’s beautiful, almost beyond belief. The reading rooms were pure poetry, the long rows of tables full of people reading books and writing. In a gallery nearby they presented a collection of artifacts from their archives, including the original handwritten manuscript to Mark Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court. I was stunned. There were Real Things in that room, things more real than even I am. Greg Stolze created Cliomancy for Unknown Armies, and I never grokked that school of magick thoroughly until I walked through that room.

It’s all been wonderful so far, and it’s only going to get better.

I really enjoyed this article, “Can there be a decent left?”, which examines the future of American liberals and asks good questions. I think the key to the article is when the left seeks a just distribution of resources, they ignore the resource of morality. In other words, they see morality as an internal issue, an American resource, and are far more concerned with the just distribution of morality within our borders than with every country, large and small, around the world. It is a subjective viewpoint that removes morality from any conversation not beginning with, “The problem with America . . .”

I’m not sure where I fall in the ordained political spectrum these days. I support both abortion and capital punishment, and prize civil liberties while also understanding the importance of deception in diplomacy and government. I’ve staked out positions which make sense to me, yet cannot recognize the terrain they are planted in. But that’s fine. I’d rather continue to think and struggle than accept anyone’s comfortable dictates.

Something odd just happened. I’m sitting in the Daiseys’ little two-room apartment in a basement, and I heard Jean-Michele open a door and then descend a flight of stairs. Yet I believe I’ve seen the inside of every closet in this place and there are no stairs in any of them.

Revland has coalesced in New York City for a couple weeks. First impression: crap, Seattle really is a podunk little town after all. You could plop the Seattle downtown core down on top of Soho and still leave the rest of Manhattan untouched.

All my life I’ve been hearing people from the northeast whine about how you can’t get good sandwiches anywhere else. I always said bunk to that. The City Deli in Snohomish, WA, makes my favorite sandwiches. Or at least they did until today, when I had a pastrami on rye at Katz’s Delicatessen. And damn if it wasn’t far, far and away the best pastrami sandwich I’ve ever had. It’s pointless to even describe it further. It’s just the best, and I hang my head in shame at the thought of pastrami sandwiches I’ve eaten in the past.

It’s not all good, though. The city’s primary industry seems to be creating grime. As we spent the day walking around Soho and the lower east side, I found myself washing my hands at every opportunity–unusual behavior, I assure you, but necessary when you find them quickly acquiring an unpleasant glaze of population residue. It’s still no match for the awe-inspiring free-roaming airborne slime of New Orleans during street parties, but it is impressive.

A slight backtrack: before leaving town last night, I spent the afternoon at Wizards of the Coast signing copies of their new Call of Cthulhu D20 rulebook. Also signing were authors Monte Cook, John Rateliff, and Scott Glancy, and artists Heather Hudson, Ann Koi, and Jason Soles. The books look great, and I’m very happy with the work. WotC is going to sell these signed copies, with a Darkest of the Hillside Thickets compilation CD included, through their online store. You can place a pre-order for it now, though the page doesn’t yet talk about the special nature of these copies. I believe we signed 200 copies, though it might have been a little more. If you’re interested in getting the signed copy with the CD, I’d suggest you place your pre-order now.

While I was there, a friend of mine told me WotC was making layoffs on Thursday, followed by (remaining) employee bonuses on Friday. Sure enough, today WotC laid off about 200 people, including folks I know. One of them is Brian, the editor and guardian of the CoC D20 project. He signed my copy of the book on Wednesday, and the next day got the sack. The hits apparently came all over the company, rather than just cutting a couple departments. It sucks, but it’s no surprise: Hasbro is run by morons, and while their buyout of WotC was great for WotC shareholders it’s proving to be the ruination of the company. I doubt they’re going to cancel D&D or anything, but they’re beating everything WotC was into submission until the staff whines like a whipped dog. It’s a sad, sad thing. I’m sure Brian takes it as cold comfort, but he did great work on CoC D20 and I’m glad he was there to shepherd it to what proved to be the very end. Fortunately, he’s a talented guy with a proven track record and should land on his feet.

Hell, this is the second time WotC has laid him off . . .

Mike and Jean-Michele are living in a cute little apartment in a Brooklyn brownstone. Over pastrami we made plans for the video shoot, and we leap right in tomorrow morning with bits in Times Square, Central Park, and the steps of the Public Library–your basic landmarks. Should be fun.

Haven’t been to the financial district to see the 9/11 site yet. The spotlights were up and running this evening as we walked through Soho, and the glorious Empire State had brilliant blue neon on the zeppelin mooring tower. Past and future in collision, demarcated with light.

There’s a good article about the late comedian Bill Hicks on Salon. Hicks was a terrific comic, as black and profane as anyone not quite at the receiving end of an instant lynch mob could be, but with a core of righteous anger and truth that made sense of his attitude. He was insulting and even cruel because his disgust and rage at the world he lived in was so deep and heartfelt, yet his hope for a better world was intense enough to compel him to change things the way he best knew how: on stage, in front of a microphone, grinding it out night after night.

Anyway, give it a read. The section towards the end about the differences between the U.S. and U.K. editions of a new biography on Hicks is especially amusing.

At last–my revamp of Mike Daisey’s site is up and running. Check it out at:

http://www.mikedaisey.com/

If you don’t tinker with web development, you should skip the next chunk of this dispatch. It’s 100% geeky.

Those still reading may be cringing when you see Mike’s new site. “My God! You used frames!”

Yes. Yes, I did. Bwah hah hah hah!

I used frames for Mike’s site despite their generally bad reputation. Thanks to lots of Javascript, I think the implementation is solid. If you bookmark any content frame, or open a content frame in a new window by itself, the site fixes itself with all frames correctly and loads the specific content frame you bookmarked or opened instead of just going back to scratch. This allows for effective bookmarking within a frame site, although you do have to right-click to bookmark a specific content frame rather than just the main site URL.

I’m pleased with how it worked out. There are still improvements I hope to make down the road, but my knowledge of Javascript is minimal at best and those improvements are more demanding.

For example, you’ll notice the stupid way in which banner ads rotate. Yes, it’s just a couple of different files that Refresh into each other. I’ve been unable to find a single banner-rotation script that works with the site. Some of our banner ads just need to load a URL into a new window (requiring a TARGET tag). Others need to reload three of the four frames with new content, a Javascript call that replaces and generates the HREF URL.

Some banner scripts don’t allow the TARGET tag needed to open the clicked link in a new window. They only let you specify the URL itself, which they pass to a function that generates the full HREF tag.

Others allow you to specify the full HREF tag. But because the HREF tag for the load-three-frames banners is itself a Javascript call, thereby nested within a Javascript call, the whole thing crashes.

On top of everything else, we’re hosting Mike’s site on Windows NT. This drops my options for scripts dramatically–no Perl, for example. We’re on NT because of the host, which gives us practically unlimited bandwidth for a very reasonable price. This is a very important feature because of all the Quicktime movies we serve, and so far this host is the best-suited and most-affordable option we could find, excepting the fact that the damn thing runs on Windows.

So, after trying a dozen or more banner-rotation solutions, the clumsy META REFRESH is the only one I get to work. Ah well.

=====> Non-webdev-geek content resumes here.

I bought a new microphone today for the video camera and then made a boom. Thanks Home Depot! I got 4 sections of 1/2″ x 24″ PVC pipe, threaded at both ends, with connectors. The 1/2″ threaded tip is a perfect fit for the threaded attachment to the mike–I can screw the mike right onto the end of the book and go from 2′ up to 8′ if needed. It’s freaking brilliant and it only cost $7.

Tomorrow night I go to New York City. I’m so pleased they got the light memorial up and going. The photographs look lovely. I’m looking forward to the whole experience, actually.

In the afternoon before the flight I’m heading to Wizards of the Coast to sign copies of Call of Cthulhu D20 with several other contribuors. WotC is setting aside a couple hundred copies to sell through their online store. These copies are signed and each includes a CD of music by The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, a compilation of existing tracks assembled by WotC just for this edition. I believe there’s even a little rules supplement for use with the CD. You put the CD in on random play during your game, and each song applies different modifiers to combat and such while the song is playing. It’s a silly idea they did for fun, but who knows? Might be good. I expect the books to be beautiful.

The new issue of Tablet is out, and their website has been updated. Take a look at my film column this time out, which has two excellent movies, one lame short, and the most ghastly porn film I’ve seen yet. I also did an article about the Arab and Iranian Film Festival, playing this coming week in Seattle.

I just went to a press screening of Big Trouble, and I want to go on record as saying it’s the biggest Hollywood turdburger I’ve eaten since Mission to Mars. This is the new film by Barry Sonnenfeld, whose Get Shorty was funny and enjoyable. Big Trouble is in the same vein: a caper flick with a big cast, including the usual motley assortment of criminals, cops, and civilians.

It’s a big, dumb, shoddy, smug film, reminescent in quality of the 1980s crapfests of Paul Mazursky. Martha Stewart even makes a cameo, with her head CGI’ed onto a dog’s body. There are endless Xena, Warrior Princess jokes. The entire cast is wasted, and Tim Allen is more leaden and unfunny than ever.

I remember when Barry Sonnenfeld was a talented cinematographer, and showed a flair for good fun with stuff like The Addams Family and Get Shorty. But with the tepid Men in Black, the awful Wild, Wild West, and now this, he’s on the express train to obsolescence.

Don’t worry, Barry. Paul Mazursky saved you a seat.

Fortunately, I also saw a press screening of Panic Room, directed by David Fincher. It has one of the strangest opening credits sequences I’ve ever seen, but once you’re over that hump the film is superb.

I was a bit baffled that Fincher chose this story to tell, after his bravura turns with Seven and Fight Club. But it turns out he’s made something of an old-fashioned Hitchcock thriller, a real nail-biting twisty pleasure–and the main theme, by Howard Shore, does a remarkable job of conjuring up Bernard Herrmann’s soundtracks for Hitch without being imitative.

Fincher lets his love of CGI-assisted camera movements get the better of him early in the film, resulting in a goofy endless tracking shot that even passes through the handle of a coffepot. But he delivers the goods from start to finish. Jodie Foster is as strong as you’d expect, and the rest of the cast is solid. Dwight Yoakum is especially freakish as a scary thug. Fincher has done the best reinvention of an old-school thriller in years. Kudos to David Koepp for a fine script.

I’m Channelling Larry King Dept.

Never register a domain with networksolutions.com. Twice as expensive as everyone and very frustrating to deal with . . . I now route all of my incoming email through Spamcop.net for $30/year. They do a great job of stripping out spam with automated filters. Been using it for about a month and it’s working wonderfully. Consider this an unsolicited and enthusiastic testimonial. . . . Greg and I have written far too much material for UA2 and aren’t done yet. Either the page count & cover price go up or we have to cut a lot of stuff. Dunno which yet. Publishing is a tough business . . . Went to a semi-formal roast last night for a friend, and it was excellent, raunchy and full of potshots at everyone present, the way roasts oughta be. The crowd was mostly comedy actors, and they were charmingly savage to each other . . . Had dinner with Aaron Vanek, director of The Yellow Sign (which I scripted), who was in town briefly. Still not done with the final cut of the film, owing to computer-graphic effects and sound mixing. It’s a volunteer project, so he can’t really crack the whip that effectively–the people working on it have other responsibilities and so forth. But they’re in the home stretch. Hard to believe he shot this two years ago. What a never-ending story . . . I was hoping to get Dispatches switched to the new software this weekend but it didn’t happen, so still no comments . . . So frazzled from work and social commitments that I hid in a restaurant this morning for a couple hours just reading a book and avoiding everyone. It’s The Street of Crocodiles, one of two books by Bruno Schulz I received for my birthday (thanks Pete and Thom!). Read the first three chapters and they’re just beautiful, stunning and poetical in their imagery. I could see the scenes so clearly. I haven’t read writing like this in a while and I’d forgotten what it’s like . . . Feeling weary and beaten-up these days, at the same time that I’m nonetheless having fun. It’s just my schedule that’s been so punishing lately. I need to do a better job of saying no to invites from friends, hard as that is, because I just feel like I’m running up walls all the time . . . Off to watch a film for review, and another tomorrow morning–I’m seeing Panic Room, the new David Fincher film, which I’ve been looking forward to . . . Worry not, I promise not to write like Larry King again.

Do you want to rock out? Sure, we all do. The next time you rock out, why don’t you use one of these exciting, officially licensed, Star Wars electric guitars?

I particularly like how they only make them with villain images. If you want a Luke, Han, or Ewok guitar, you are not worthy of the rocking out, or the rock outing, depending on your time zone.

But where is OMAC’s officially licensed guitar? Lo, the gods doth weep! MAKE MINE OMAC!

Comments are gone for now. I’ve begun setting up Dispatches from Revland under the new software, but won’t be able to finish it until this weekend. By Monday, I expect it to be up and running with comments and so forth.

My plan had been to migrate my entire site to pMachine, the new SQL-based software I bought, in one swell foop, as they don’t say. But I’ll start by moving Dispatches to it now and then tackle the rest of the project this summer.

So, comments are toast. On Monday they’ll return, though the old comments are gone, gone, gone. On the bright side, pMachine has been very easy to set up and use. Thanks, Clinton!